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[glutton_monkey]

[Wherever Gojyo is, Goku has come to find him. He's got this confused look on his face, but he also looks kind of solemn, like he's been working on something very important for a long time now and it's Very Serious Business. So why is he taking this serious business to Gojyo?

Why indeed.]

Hey Gojyo, can I ask ya 'bout somethin'?

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[kappastrophe]

[Gojyo has something mechanical spread out all over the table, pieces and parts scattered haphazardly as he works on ... something. It was salvage he'd found and was hoping was a toaster. He's working when Goku walks in, and honestly he doesn't even look up.]

Yeah? What's up?

[glutton_monkey]

[Goku frowns a little, fidgets a little with the thing in his hands, shifts his weight back and forth, before finally asking-]

Space raptors ain't real, right?

[kappastrophe]

[Alright, this level of stupid demands his full attention. He puts his tools down before turning to face Goku.

Slowly.]

What the hell did you say?

[glutton_monkey]

[WOW THIS IS NOT STUPID. THIS IS VERY SERIOUS, GOJYO.]

Space raptors.

[He's frowning, simultaneously confused and concerned.]

It's like... some kinna big lizard guy that invades butts.

[kappastrophe]

[He blinks for a second, then looks down at his hands. He pulls a pack of cigarettes out of his pocket. Puts one to his lips. Lights it.

Then grabs an ashtray before Hakkai kills him.

After a long drag, he looks off towards the window.]

Y'know, I thought it was impossible for you get even stupider. But here ya are. Like a well of stupid. Endless field of stupid. Bottomless stomach of stupid

[glutton_monkey]

[Goku's face immediately flushes red, embarrassed and angry.]

Don't call me stupid, stupid!!! I'm just askin' 'cause I found this book about 'em an' it seems really super weird!!

[kappastrophe]

You know they make fiction books, right dumbass? Stories? You seriously think everything they got in books is real?

text;

[knowsvinewhip]

Why is there a pack of permanent pens on the bedside table?

[audio] SLDFKJsdlj I CANT BELEIVE YOU REALLY--

[kappastrophe]

For, uh. An art project later.

[Can you hear him wink? He's winking.]

:)

[knowsvinewhip]

Oh? Something for the house?

I'll ask Goku to help then.

[kappastrophe]

Nah, something sexy. Goku'd gag.

[knowsvinewhip]

With... Markers?

You're teasing me.

[kappastrophe]

Not yet I ain't.

[knowsvinewhip]

Very funny ^_^

How exactly is an art project something to be done in bed?

[kappastrophe]

Oh, there are plenty of ways to do art projects in bed. I'll get you a list later.

This one though, I figured I'd write my name on that spot you like. Behind your ear. You know the one.